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Introducing Borty Jones, Assistant Reporter

Borty Jones, August 30th, 2024

I don’t have any experience writing news articles or blog posts. Kaitlyn and I are working together on a group project, and she told me yesterday that her and her friend Dennis are probably going to die in the next week. I didn't want to do the project by myself, so I asked if there was anything I could do about it. She told me all I had to do was be prepared to take over writing articles for this website if her and Dennis died.

I asked her why she thought they were both going to die, and she says I can’t tell you what the reason is, but I don’t fear for either of their lives. I didn’t really want to write anything after I realized I wouldn’t be able to stop their deaths, because there weren’t going to be any deaths. Then Kaitlyn told me she’d do all the work for the project if I made an introduction and wrote stuff for the website if no one else was left.

Now that I think about it, I guess she realized she wouldn’t have to do the work if she died. Hopefully she doesn’t. I don’t want to do it.